Poster: Shit Happens

This poster is hilarious. I considered buying it so many times, but there were two main reasons why I didn't:

1. I am not used to saying swear words much, let alone having them on my wall. There are more or less 50 sh*ts on this poster.

2. I have a little bit of an issue with the JEHOVAH'S WITNESS one. I bible studied with 2 Jehovah's Witnesses in grade 4 for maybe 1 or 2 years, and there's something about this that just doesn't make it funny to me. Maybe because it reminds me of Natasha (a Jehovah's Witness, and friend), and her, and her character and kindness doesn't really go well with "shit".

But here ya go- have fun! (I LOVE the SURREALISM one XD)

TAOISM - "if you understand shit, it isn't shit" HINDUISM - "this shit happened before" CONFUCIANISM - "Confucious say 'shit happens'" BUDDHISM - "shit will happen to you again"ZEN - "what is the sound of shit happening?" ISLAM - "if shit happens, it is the will of Allah" SIKHISM - "leave our shit alone" JEHOVA'S WITNESS - "knock. knock. shit happens" ATHEISM - "i don't believe this shit"AGNOSTICISM - "can you prove that shit happpens?" CATHOLICISM - "if shit happens, you deserve it" PROTESTANTISM - "shit happens, amen to that" JUDAISM - "why does shit always happen to us?"ORTHODOX JUDAISM - "so shit happens, already" TELEVANGELISM - "send money or shit will happen to you" RASTAFARIANISM - "let's smoke this shit" HARE KRISHNA - "shit happens rama rama" NATION OF ISLAM - "don't take no shit" NEW AGE - "visualize shit happening"SHINTOISM - "you inherit shit of your ancestors" HEDONISM - "i love it when shit happens" SATANISM - "sneppah tihs" CAPITALISM - "this is MY shit" FEMINISM - "men are shit" EXISTENTIALISM - "what is shit, anyway?" SCIENTOLOGY - "if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137" MORMONISM - "excrement happens" (don't say shit) BAPTISM - "we'll wash the shit right off you" MYSTICISM - "this is really weird shit" VOODOO - "shit doesn't just happen - we made it happen" DISNEYISM - "bad shit doesn't happen here" COMMUNISM - "let's share the shit" MARXISM - "you have nothing to lose but your shit" CONSPIRACY THEORISM - "THEY shit on us!" PSYCHO-ANALYSIS - "tell me about your shit"DARWINISM - "survival of the shittiest" AMISH - "modern shit is useless" SUICIDAL - "i've had enough of this shit" OPTIMISM - "shit won't happen to me" TREKISM - "to boldly shit where no-one has shat before" SHAKESPEAREAN - "to shit or not to shit, that is the question" DESCARTES - "i shit, therefore i am" FREUD - "shit is a phallic symbol" LAWYERS - "for enough money, I can get you out of shit" ACUPUNCTURIST - "hold still or this shit's gonna hurt" DOG - "i just shit in your shoe" CAT - "dogs are shit" MOUSE - "oh shit! a cat!" POLITICALLY CORRECT - "internally processed,nutritionally drained, biological output happens" EINSTEIN - "shit is relative" FAMILY GATHERING - "relatives are shit" MATERIALISM - "whoever dies with the most shit, wins" VEGETARIANISM - "if it shits, don't eat it" FATALISM - "oh shit, it's going to happen" ENVIRONMENTALISM - "shit is biodegradable" AMERICANISM - "who gives a shit?" STATISTICIAN - "shit is 84.7% likely to happen"HIP-HOP - "motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!" TANTRISM - "fuck this shit" CYNICISM - "we are all full of shit" SURREALISM - "fish happens" WICCA - "you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times"

Would you get this poster?